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Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
Anonymous said: ur so ratchet omg
you must not know the definition of ratchet young mayonnaise child
"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."
the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)
i find it almost impossible to write anything nowadays that doesn’t have a due date. i used to want to be an author when i was 13 and a journalist when i was 16. i’m not sure what happened from then to now (almost 10 years later). i imagine it’s because technology got in the way. computers and smartphones became the thing and i pretty much lost most of my originality along the way while i scanned all social media agreeing to everything i could relate to.
i bought a typewriter.
it’s not even an electric typewriter.
not many people make an impulse buy on a hunk of junk non-electric typewriter. i guess it was because it was just sitting there on the floor of the thrift shop, with the usual smell that thrift stores have of used broken things, with its carrying box all incorrectly placed and lopsided. i lifted the lid by its handle and it just smelled of mild dust, and metal mixed with old ink; just like my grandpas when i was little.
this typewriter is pretty much my spirit animal.
unfortunately, i can’t get it running and it needs a lot of cleaning up. if anyone could give me any tips it would be greatly appreciated.
remember guys, my spirit animal.
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"The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for things in life like love, meaning, motivation, it implies they are sitting behind a tree or under a rock. The most successful people in life recognize, that in life they create their own love, they manufacture their own meaning, they generate their own motivation. For me, I am driven by two main philosophies, know more today about the world than I knew yesterday. And lessen the suffering of others. You’d be surprised how far that gets you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson (via larmoyante)
"Don’t cover your mouth when you laugh , good vibes are contagious ."
"My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….
First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”
But here is what I think you should know.
You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.
You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.
You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).
You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.
In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.
In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”"
Libby Anne (via newwavenova)
"You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in."
Being a “product of their times” is no excuse. Never let someone off the hook for bigotry.(via toostoked)